job posting (one)

one depressed man

looking for a man to walk assigned areas with a melancholy spirit for 40 hours a week. good benefits (dental, full health 401k, etc.) and a full salary (60k). work from anywhere. writing skills a plus. literacy required. call # for more information.

I'm not sure what man would take this job posting, but there it was in the paper. I have been looking for a job, and I thought that walking around a city with a sad face, so I decided to call the number and take the person up on his offer. 

(I think that it has to be from a third person experience. I want to read . . . I am approaching the subject matter, but the mold, the structure is something that I still need to get a grasp on)

(work with forms)